I love you truly I told her
I love you truly I swore
I love you and it don’t matter
That you walk the streets as a
Hormones are tricky to handle
Mine ain’t exempt from the rule
She told me I couldn’t have none
She wouldn’t even push in my
Still I could get on her good side
But I found that it didn’t exist
Flowers and candy would tickle the fancy of most
But she’d just get
Pistol Pete drove a blue buick
When he picked her up, and dropped her off
I tried to talk him into some on the side
He told me I should
Jack offered to take my mind off her
He brought me a girl in his truck
Who didn’t want to get entangled
All she wanted was a hot sweaty
Talk about you moral dilemmas
Should I got for it or should I punt?
I had such big dreams for my lady
But I knew deep inside she’s a
Contact was made in Jack’s pickup
Soon we adjourned to the grass
I told her she was the tightest I’d had
She said “get that thing out of my … “
Aspirin won’t cure this which ails me
But my old girl came back on her knees
Lust was a bust
And friendship needs trust
But love is a social disease
