Beam Me Up

Cuba Libre – rum and coke with a squeeze
Tanqueray with a little twist of lime
So sublime
But that don’t quench my thirst at quittin’ time

Beam me up
Shoot me down
Boilermakers all around
Bourbon and beer makes me a happy fellah
Slap down a beam and a bud
And hold the umbrella

Fuzzy navels, electric teas
Sloe gin fizzes, sweet and creamy drinks
Weaken my knees
But when that whistle blows
I know what I need

Beam me up
Shoot me down
Boilermakers all around
Bourbon and beer makes me a happy fellah
Slap down a beam and a bud
And hold the umbrella

Fireball and Rumplemintz
They make my breath taste fine
But that old Kentucky barrel juice
It thrills me every time

Beam me up
Shoot me down
Boilermakers all around
Bourbon and beer makes me a happy fellah
Slap down a beam and a bud
And hold the umbrella