Slack Chat: I Second that Emoji

J: My wife is a backgammon shark. T: I used to play backgammon with my brother Tim on Yahoo, back in the day. My screenname was fuoneeye, for the old pirate joke. J: ? Fuoneeye? I don’t get it. T: f-u, one eye. J: Oh right, I know that one, the parrot joke. Cut out his tongue, did he? T: It was a female parrot, you racist. J: R- what? What does that have to do with cutting out hi- um, her tongue? T: Always trying to silence the pastel-colored among us. J: Well, they are lazy and they crap…

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