- Bartender: “What is your favorite Bob Seger song?”
- Priest: “Turn the Page.”
- Bartender: “What is your favorite Sex Pistols song?”
- Priest: “I want to poke that little boy right there in the butt.”
- Bartender: “That’s not a real song, you spermicidal defect.”
- Priest: “Who said anything about a song? Is your assistant seeing anyone?”
- Bartender: “That’s my son. I’m calling the police.”
- Priest: “I kind of like Roxanne, I guess.”
J: I have no words.
J: Clever wordplay there, Batman. But are you sure?
J: What about this one?