Terence Vent (1996)
Moonlight on Tijuana
Surely would look so grand
But I can’t see the moon shine
With my head in my hands
They said don’t drink the water
I had to prove I’m a man
So luck finds me
On my hiney
With Montezuma’s revenge.
I could stroll to the beaches
Instead I crawl to my head
I lie awake, filled with terror
That I’ll mess up my bed
I dream of Senoritas
Dancing over the sand
But luck finds me
On my hiney
With Montezuma’s revenge
Mexico looks so lovely
From my room with a view
But can’t feel the passion
With my sphincter so blue
They told me don’t drink the water
But I had to prove I’m a man
So luck finds me
On my hiney
With Montezuma’s revenge
I once had Montezuma’s revenge in Panama. I learned not to eat salad there as they use water to clean it.