Q1: Do I do it?
yes: hold parades and assign holidays
no: it’s terrorism
Q2: Do I say it?
yes: make Webster add it to the dictionary at gunpoint
no: it’s hate speech
Q3: I hear a joke using a cultural reference. Do I have any connection to the cultural reference?
no: it’s fine, lighten up, people. If you are offended by this, you are a thin-skinned libtard
yes: it’s racist
Disclaimer: No cultural references were specified in this generic attack on humanity
