J: My wife is a backgammon shark.
T: I used to play backgammon with my brother Tim on Yahoo, back in the day. My screenname was fuoneeye, for the old pirate joke.
Fuoneeye? I don’t get it.
T: f-u, one eye.
J: Oh right, I know that one, the parrot joke. Cut out his tongue, did he?
T: It was a female parrot, you racist.
J: R- what? What does that have to do with cutting out hi- um, her tongue?
T: Always trying to silence the pastel-colored among us.
J: Well, they are lazy and they crap all over everything.
T: You’ve got a point, there. So does Ida play on Yahoo?
J: Yahoo? No, but she doesn’t drive a Stanley Steamer, either.
T: Touché, you little thug.
J: If she did, though, her screename would be something like “gimmeyerchipspunk”
T: Wtf is chipspunk?
J: I’ll take “Lousy Band Names” for $2,000, Alex.
T: Alex: “This band was formed when …