Season 13 top 31 review

*American Idol Handicapping Sheet* Top 31, going live this week!! Here are the final thirty one contestants, with my handicapping notes. I separated them by male and female, and ranked them in reverse order. Print it off for reference, as you watch the show this week – then tell me what a moron I am when my favorites all sound like braying sheep and Briston brings back hope to the entire country with his rendition of “Delta Lady.” Men – LINEOUTS 16. Briston Maroney – He looks and sounds like a Mouseketeer trying to channel Leon Russell. Incidentally, I’ve ranked…

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