Awards Show

For some reason my invites to a raft of B-list celebrities got lost in the mail, so I’ll be handing the awards out myself. Let’s skip the teleprompter jokes and get right to it: ——————————————– Public Awards The first bank of awards is based on the results from the public voting, from the semifinals to the Nokia: Idol: Scotty McCreery Top Male: Scotty McCreery Top Female: Lauren Alaina Survivor award: Haley Reinhart Flameout “award”: Casey Abrams Shocker award: Pia Toscano Those are all self-explanatory, I think. Haley gets the survivor award because she was in the bottom two twice right…

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